Adam-Eve, known as „parents” of the human race, dressed by Jehovah Elohim in leather jackets and kicked out from the Paradise, had before them a daunting task of populating the whole planet given to them as their home. Adam declared Eve to be his wife, but was such a relationship legal between two halves of an Androgyne? There was no question of ever returning to the Garden of Eden, because as it was plainly stated in the Bible, JE created it as a place of employment for Adam. No Adam, no Eden. Some interpreters of biblical events suggest that the “flaming sword”, defending the Tree of Lives, was actually a comet that destroyed the original planet where the Paradise was planted and turned it into a swarm of asteroids. There are legends about that event preserved in Sumerian records. The process of populating the Planet of Exile by Adam-Eve presents a somewhat confused story. At first, Adam used his reproductive knowledge to impregnate Eve, who produced two peculiar sons: Cain, who had some unexplained etymological link with Jehovah (Eve called him Cain because “ I received a male human being from Jehovah”) and Abel whose name meant “mist, breath, vanity, abortion”. Kain (QIN=to forge iron, spear) was as hard as iron and a complete contradiction of the soft and etheric Abel. It is possible that those two were actually twins, because there are many legends about twins fighting each other. Cain who killed his brother (curiously “swallowed by the earth” after his death) received from Jehovah a protective tattoo on his forehead and emigrated to a Vagabond Land (Nod=wanderer). There he met a woman (who she?), begat a few sons and founded a city. Eve disappears from the Bible and is never mentioned again, even though most translators consider that it is no longer necessary to mention the “Mother of All Living” by name. Perhaps, she withdrew from the hopeless task of populating the earth by endless childbearing and it was now up to Adam to take over. Indeed, in chapter V, the biblical story tellers take us back to chapter I, reminding us that the Elohim created a hybrid in the likeness of themselves – an androgyne.
It seems that, deserted by his female half, Adam reverted to his androgyne self and, at the age of 130, started cloning (Gen.V:3 “he became the father of a son in his own likeness, after his image, and named him Seth.”) The planet was then succesfully populated by male and female clones of Adam until, exhausted by all his efforts, he kicked the bucket at the overripe age of 930 years. Well, who wouldn’t? It all sounds like pure nonsense, but it is most likely a true story embedded deeply in the symbolical language of people who have lived millions of years ago – our true ancestors
Tags: Adam lone begetter, Cloning as the Elohim way, Disappearing Eve
